10 extracurriculars that might just get you into an ivy league or top 20 school

1.) Making and sharing fake passports

2.) Torturing your homunculus

3.) Playing slap box with the soft part of a baby’s forehead

4.) Wrecking lobbyists

5.) Throwing your Dr. Pepper at the electrician fixing a powerline

6.) Creating a hierarchy in your ant colony

7.) Crashing house parties from snap maps just to put a fork in the microwave

8.) Manipulating women with bipolar disorder

9.) Dropping bowling balls from a bridge above a busy highway

10.) Have fun, this is your senior year, enjoy school and take it easy :slight_smile:

I live in a rural area and can’t find all these activities. Plus, I don’t have major highways here. Could regular roads work for dropping bowling balls?

Indra said:
I live in a rural area and can’t find all these activities. Plus, I don’t have major highways here. Could regular roads work for dropping bowling balls?

No. It has to be a major highway. Either move or say goodbye to your chances of getting into college

Can manipulating bipolar men work instead for number 8? Just asking for a friend.

Joss said:
Can manipulating bipolar men work instead for number 8? Just asking for a friend.

No, because women often lack representation in many academic areas, so the impact isn’t the same. If you can’t help society by manipulating bipolar women, I’d recommend the community college and transfer route.

I didn’t do any of these, so should I apply test optional to Nunez community college with a 1730 ACT score?

1.) Finding your admissions officer (5 hours a week)

2.) Invading their office (2 hours a week)

3.) Finding their file on your application (1 hour a week)

4.) Marking yourself for admission (1 hour a week)

These extracurriculars are 100% effective for getting into any top college.

@Fintan
This could totally be a class on Udemy.

It’s funny because half the point of this forum is to go against number 10

I actually created a hierarchy in my ant colonies :cry::cry::cry:

How many hours a week do you need to spend?

How long do you have to torture your homunculus for it to count as a real extracurricular? I only torture mine for less than an hour a day, so I figured I couldn’t list it. For what it’s worth, the lack of torture didn’t affect his skills; I sent him off to war a few weeks ago, and he did great. Maybe I could mention his achievements as an award instead? Please advise!

Hosting parties on your private island.

I went all out by dropping bowling balls on babies’ heads. Do you think I can write my personal statement about the impacts I made?