Hey guys, I came across this Yahoo Answers thread asking about the funniest Bible verse, and I found one that’s pretty hilarious. In “2 Kings,” there’s this story where Elisha is teased by some kids for being bald, and then he curses them in the name of the Lord. The punchline? God sends two bears to maul forty-two of these kids.
So, who can top vengeful bears in the Bible?
our church minister,read us a verse ,Proverbs 23:20-21 advises against associating with habitual drinkers who are constantly consuming wine, depicting the image of someone incessantly guzzling wine, which can be seen as somewhat amusing
Exodus 23:1
A person who has been injured by stones or has had a privy member severed is not allowed to join the LORD’s assembly. KJV
Even so, the finest is:
"A man is not permitted to enter the LORD’s assembly if his penis is severed or if his testicles are crushed. LOL
Proverbs 21:9 gets me every time.
“Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.” 
