Imagine you could call upon any type of animal, in any number, to come to your aid or defense. Which would you choose and what makes them the ideal choice for you?
Grizzly bear. They can withstand small arms fire and in a pinch, they double as a cozy blanket to keep you warm.
Jesse said:
Grizzly bear. They can withstand small arms fire and in a pinch, they double as a cozy blanket to keep you warm.
I’d argue polar bears are even more formidable.
Jesse said:
Grizzly bear. They can withstand small arms fire and in a pinch, they double as a cozy blanket to keep you warm.
Plus, they can smash a bowling ball with their jaws.
Jesse said:
Grizzly bear. They can withstand small arms fire and in a pinch, they double as a cozy blanket to keep you warm.
Plus, they can smash a bowling ball with their jaws.
Exactly! It’s crucial to demonstrate the consequences of failure to the other bowling balls.
Jesse said:
Grizzly bear. They can withstand small arms fire and in a pinch, they double as a cozy blanket to keep you warm.
They’re also great for clearing a path through crowds, like on Black Friday.
Jesse said:
Grizzly bear. They can withstand small arms fire and in a pinch, they double as a cozy blanket to keep you warm.
My pick would be the short-faced bear.
Elephant. They’re rideable, defend well, and are incredibly smart.
Bullet Ants! Known for the most excruciating sting among insects. The sting feels like being shot or walking on flaming coal with a nail in your heel. The agony lasts for hours, and their venom prolongs the pain by targeting nerve cells.
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I’d pick ants too! Reminds me of Ant Man.
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Just be straightforward and say ‘die’.
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Enough stings can induce shock and be fatal. Venoms contain various harmful compounds affecting your body differently, leading to severe reactions or even death.
Ducks, because they are unpredictably wild.
Clair said:
Ducks, because they are unpredictably wild.
Agreed, I just like ducks.
Imagine an endless number of cockroaches. That would scare anyone off!
My top choice is a tiger. They are stealthy, fast, and always hungry.
Joss said:
My top choice is a tiger. They are stealthy, fast, and always hungry.
Exactly, I was thinking tiger too. They’re so stealthy and formidable.
I’d go with a grizzly or brown bear. Historically, they’ve held their own against multiple lions. Alternatively, in aquatic scenarios, a great white shark would be unmatched.
Geese would be my choice because they’re numerous and fierce!
Denim said:
Geese would be my choice because they’re numerous and fierce!
Sounds like someone has had their fair share of run-ins with geese!