Hate? An animal? I refuse to answer!
If the question was rephrased, “Which animal do you love the least?” Then it’s the fascinating but creepy…Ant
Hayden said:
Hate? An animal? I refuse to answer!
If the question was rephrased, “Which animal do you love the least?” Then it’s the fascinating but creepy…Ant
Feel exactly the same. My least favourite is the Ant
@Weston
Me too but I would still protect them with my life ha!
@Weston
Three little ant? Did you get to the giant black scorpion that will probably kill you? 
Finley said:
@Weston
Three little ant? Did you get to the giant black scorpion that will probably kill you?
I have watched 70s documentaries about a hidden race of giant ants. Horrifying.
Hayden said:
Hate? An animal? I refuse to answer!
If the question was rephrased, “Which animal do you love the least?” Then it’s the fascinating but creepy…Ant
They all have their place.
Hayden said:
Hate? An animal? I refuse to answer!
If the question was rephrased, “Which animal do you love the least?” Then it’s the fascinating but creepy…Ant
This
Hayden said:
Hate? An animal? I refuse to answer!
If the question was rephrased, “Which animal do you love the least?” Then it’s the fascinating but creepy…Ant
Yep, it’s the ant
Hayden said:
Hate? An animal? I refuse to answer!
If the question was rephrased, “Which animal do you love the least?” Then it’s the fascinating but creepy…Ant
My ultra mega least favorite… Ant
That’s the beagle that killed my father. I have a bullet with his name engraved on it. A .45 slug that says “Barkley.”
No but for reals it’s ants all the way. Very few animals have tried to eat me. Ants have done so on more than one occasion. I’m interested in all animals, but I study ants the way a general studies their enemy. Last September I got really sick and passed out. Like almost dead. When I came to, I had ants in every orifice. I was literally being eaten alive from the inside out. It’s hard not to hate a species when they’ve eaten a portion of your rectum.
@Brianna
Winner! Winner! Winner!
You really clenched the contest with the rectum fact.
Phoenix said:
@Brianna
Winner! Winner! Winner!
You really clenched the contest with the rectum fact.
Hehe! Well, at least something funny came of it.
I may as well tag this with a little PSA since my embarrassing horror story is already out there: if you ever have to improvise an enema, don’t forget to add a little salt. You can seriously mess up your electrolytes if you use plain water. There aren’t many situations where that’s gonna come up, but should you find yourself with a line of ants in your butt, remember the salt. And since it’s the animal sub, I’ll mention that you should let the vet handle stuff like that. You can mess yourself up with the electrolyte thing, but you can really mess up an animal that’s a third your size or less.
@Brianna
This is like the most horrifying thing I’ve heard happening to someone
Luca said:
@Brianna
This is like the most horrifying thing I’ve heard happening to someone
Pretty much. I’m pretty sure there’s a chemical limit to how much fear I can feel, and that one pegged the needle. Right up there with getting shot at and being stalked by a mountain lion. It felt a little more existentially scary than panicky though. With a person or a cougar you can do certain things to communicate your way out of a bad situation. Ants can’t be scared or reasoned with.
@Brianna
Fear is a weird one, I don’t fear anything until the moment, just my brain differentiates reality and imagination
@Brianna
If ants were in my butt, I seriously doubt that I am going to care about hurting the ants…THEY ARE ALREADY HURTING ME!!!. Now, I don’t go around killing ants on purpose, because I think they are very interesting, but if they are invading my body like that, it’s everyone for themselves.
@Brianna
Inigo? Inigo Montoya? Is that you ?
Wow. This is literally the only time I can say “I want my father back, you son of a bitch,” and it isn’t technically a swear.
@Brianna
That is horrifying. I would have nightmares forever!!!